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Your WordPress sites.
Managed by chat.

A dedicated server for your WordPress, an AI assistant you message on the web or Telegram, and a real human engineer when you need one. Built for busy stores, high-traffic sites, and agencies who've outgrown shared hosting — or the caps and overage bills of “managed” hosting.

Unlimited sites. Unlimited visitors. No per-site fees, no overage bills — one flat price, whether that's one big site or a whole fleet.

Sign up in minutes · No lock-in · We migrate you out free.

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WPenguin
● online
🌙 2:14am — the database behind thecoffeehouse.co.uk just crashed. I caught it and restarted it.
Back online
23s downtime, while you were asleep. Your client will never know.
I didn't even notice 🙌
That's the idea — I watch every site you host, 24/7. 🐧
handled while you slept
⚡ Fixed in 23s
✓ Back online
🌙 2am — handled

It fixes things before you even notice.

Most hosts wait for you to file a ticket. WPenguin watches every site you host, continuously, and repairs the common problems on its own — then tells you what it did.

👀Step 1

It notices

Checks run around the clock — uptime, errors, disk, security, failing services. Most problems are caught before they ever reach you.

🔧Step 2

It fixes

A crashed service is restarted, a vulnerable plugin is patched, a bad update is rolled back, runaway disk is cleared — automatically, in seconds, while you sleep.

💬Step 3

It tells you

You get a plain-English note of what happened and what it did — no jargon, no action needed. Anything it genuinely can’t fix becomes a ticket with a real engineer, already briefed.

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WPenguin
● handled it for you
Overnight: a plugin update broke the checkout on one of your sites. I rolled it back automatically and flagged the update — your store never missed an order. 👍
Also cleared 4 GB of old logs that were filling your disk, and renewed your SSL certificate — it had 9 days left.

Real examples of the kind of thing it handles on its own — overnight, with zero input from you. You wake up to a site that’s already fixed.

Your sites, one message away

Chat on the web or Telegram. Ask a question. Get it done. It's that simple.

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WPenguin
● online
I broke something 😬 can you roll back to yesterday?
No worries! I've got 6 backups available. Restoring yesterday's backup from 03:00 now…

✓ Restored. Your site is back to yesterday's state. I also made a snapshot of the broken version just in case.
You're a lifesaver
Restored in 2 minutes

One-message backups & restores

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WPenguin
● online
📋 Monthly Health Report

Uptime: 99.98%
Avg load time: 0.4s
Updates applied: 12 (all tested first)
Security: No vulnerabilities
Backups: 30/30 successful

Everything's looking solid. No action needed from you.
This is amazing, I've never had hosting that just tells me stuff
Delivered monthly, automatically

Proactive health reports

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WPenguin
● online
Any updates pending?
3 plugin updates across your sites:

• Yoast SEO 27.1 → 27.2
• WooCommerce 9.6 → 9.7
• Wordfence 8.0.3 → 8.0.4

Want me to apply them? I'll test each site and roll back anything that breaks.
Go for it
All updated across your 12 sites. ✓ Tested — everything's working perfectly.
Safe, tested updates — whole fleet at once

Updates without the anxiety

See how it feels

This is a demo — ask anything you'd ask a real hosting assistant.

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WPenguin
● online — try me
Hi! I'm WPenguin. Try asking me about your sites — performance, security, backups, or updates.

Everything you host, at a glance.

You never have to use a dashboard — the AI handles everything in chat. But when you want to check on things, it’s all there: real screenshots, real product.

panel.wpenguin.com/servers
WPenguin server page — live resource stats, hosted sites, 30-day uptime history, nightly security scan status, and offsite backups with a Back up now button
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30-day uptime history

A status-page view of every day — not just "it's up right now".

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Backups you can see

Every nightly backup listed, stored offsite — with a one-click "Back up now".

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Security, verified nightly

The latest malware & vulnerability scan result, right on the page.

panel.wpenguin.com
WPenguin dashboard — your servers, quick actions, and an activity feed of everything WPenguin has done for you this week

The dashboard greets you with what’s been done for you — backups taken, security checks passed, plugins updated — not a wall of graphs to decipher.

Not just hosting. A whole team in your pocket.

Every plan includes everything. No upsells, no “contact sales for that feature.”

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Your Own Server

Not shared with hundreds of strangers — a dedicated VPS sized to your workload. That's why unlimited sites and visitors are possible: it's your hardware, not a quota.

CPU12%
RAM3.2 GB / 8 GB
↑ 99.98% uptime

Standard stack — NGINX, PHP, MySQL, Redis. Nothing proprietary; leave anytime.

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Human Backup

Complex stuff gets escalated to a real WordPress engineer — not a chatbot, not a call centre. An actual person.

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Bring Your Team

Your developers and PMs all get the dashboard and the assistant — no per-seat pricing. Your clients deal with you, not the hosting.

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Security Baked In

Firewall, malware scanning, vulnerability monitoring — included on every plan, always.

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Free Migration

We move your site — or your whole portfolio — to WPenguin for free. Zero downtime, nothing to configure.

WPenguin vs “the other guys”

Some hosting companies have great marketing. We'd rather have a great product.

WPenguin
Typical “Managed” Host
Support channel
Chat apps you use daily
Ticket system / Live chat widget
Response time
Instant (AI) + hours (human)
Hours to days
Proactive monitoring
Fixes + reports sent to your chat
Check the dashboard yourself
Lock-in
None — standard WP, leave anytime
Annual contracts / custom tooling

Your clients see you. We stay backstage.

WPenguin is the engineering team behind your agency — monitoring, fixing, and reporting on every client site you host. You keep the relationship; we keep the pager.

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One flat bill

A dozen client sites on the Gentoo plan (£139/mo) works out around £12 per site — a fraction of per-site managed hosting. Add sites, not invoices.

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Replaces your whole stack

Bulk updates, uptime monitoring, offsite backups, security scans, health reports — built in. Cancel the ManageWP-style subscription and the monitoring tools; ask the assistant instead.

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Your whole team on it

Developers and PMs all get the panel and the assistant — check a client site, spin up staging, restore a backup. No per-seat pricing.

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You stay the hero

Your clients see your agency, not your hosting — they never touch the panel. Plain-English health reports and incident notes drop straight into your client updates.

Run the numbers for your fleet ↓

Pick your server. Everything else is included.

Unlimited sites. Unlimited visitors. Every feature on every plan. The only difference is how much power you need.

Little

One growing site, or a few small ones

£69/mo
Server Power
2 vCPU4 GB80 GB NVMe
Unlimited sites & visitorsEvery feature included
Get started

King

High-traffic sites or serious WooCommerce

£249/mo
Server Power
8 vCPU16 GB320 GB NVMe
Unlimited sites & visitorsEvery feature included
Get started

Emperor

Your biggest stores, or a whole fleet

£499/mo
Server Power
16 vCPU32 GB640 GB NVMe
Unlimited sites & visitorsEvery feature included
Get started

Not sure what size you need?

Every plan runs unlimited sites — size depends on traffic and how heavy your sites are, not how many.

One growing site, or a few small ones
Little plan
£69/mo
Unlimited sites included — no per-site fees
Get started with Little →

Every plan includes:

✓ Unlimited sites✓ Unlimited visitors✓ AI assistant (Web/Telegram)✓ Bulk site management✓ Daily backups✓ SSL & CDN✓ Security monitoring✓ Staging environments✓ Free migration✓ Human support on standby✓ Monthly health reports✓ No overage charges, ever

Free zero-downtime migration in and out. No lock-in, cancel anytime.

What £139/mo looks like elsewhere

Panel + your own server
~£60–70/mo

GridPane, Cloudways & friends

  • You're the engineer — alerts go to you
  • Updates are your job (or ~£2/site/mo extra)
  • Malware cleanup not included
  • Backup storage: bring your own
  • Support covers the panel, not your sites

Cheaper — if your time is free.

WPenguin — Gentoo (8GB)
£139/mo

Server + management + engineers, one bill

  • Self-healing — fixed before you notice
  • Updates tested & rolled back, fleet-wide
  • Security & malware handled for you
  • Offsite backups included
  • Bulk-manage every site from one chat — no ManageWP-style add-ons
  • Unlimited sites — a dozen ≈ £12/site

The outcome, not the homework.

Per-site managed hosts
~£85–270/mo

Kinsta / WP Engine agency tiers

  • Site caps (10–30 sites)
  • Pooled visit quotas, then overage fees
  • Capped storage & PHP workers
  • Banned plugin lists
  • Still ticket-queue support

More money, more limits.

Published pricing, July 2026: GridPane PeakFreq 8GB $72/mo; Cloudways 8GB $88/mo plus ~$2–3/site/mo for auto-updates; WP Engine Growth–Scale £84–£217/mo (10–30 sites, annual); Kinsta 20-site plans $340/mo. Competitor pricing and limits change.

Deep dives: vs Cloudways · vs GridPane · vs WP Engine

Live in under 24 hours

No migrations to figure out yourself. We handle everything.

1

Sign up

Pick a plan and tell us about your sites. Takes 2 minutes.

2

We migrate

We move your site — or your whole portfolio — to your new dedicated server. Zero downtime.

3

Connect

Your assistant is ready. Message it on the web or Telegram — ask a question, request a health check, or just see what it can do.

4

Relax

Updates, backups, security — it's all handled. You focus on your business.

Common questions

Ready when you are.

Still have questions? Email [email protected] — a real person reads every message.

Get Started

Moving a whole client fleet? Email us your site list — we'll plan the migration for you.