Your WordPress sites.
Managed by chat.
A dedicated server for your WordPress, an AI assistant you message on the web or Telegram, and a real human engineer when you need one. Built for busy stores, high-traffic sites, and agencies who've outgrown shared hosting — or the caps and overage bills of “managed” hosting.
Unlimited sites. Unlimited visitors. No per-site fees, no overage bills — one flat price, whether that's one big site or a whole fleet.
Sign up in minutes · No lock-in · We migrate you out free.
23s downtime, while you were asleep. Your client will never know.
Hosting that looks after itself
It fixes things before you even notice.
Most hosts wait for you to file a ticket. WPenguin watches every site you host, continuously, and repairs the common problems on its own — then tells you what it did.
It notices
Checks run around the clock — uptime, errors, disk, security, failing services. Most problems are caught before they ever reach you.
It fixes
A crashed service is restarted, a vulnerable plugin is patched, a bad update is rolled back, runaway disk is cleared — automatically, in seconds, while you sleep.
It tells you
You get a plain-English note of what happened and what it did — no jargon, no action needed. Anything it genuinely can’t fix becomes a ticket with a real engineer, already briefed.
Real examples of the kind of thing it handles on its own — overnight, with zero input from you. You wake up to a site that’s already fixed.
How It Works
Your sites, one message away
Chat on the web or Telegram. Ask a question. Get it done. It's that simple.
✓ Restored. Your site is back to yesterday's state. I also made a snapshot of the broken version just in case.
One-message backups & restores
Uptime: 99.98%
Avg load time: 0.4s
Updates applied: 12 (all tested first)
Security: No vulnerabilities
Backups: 30/30 successful
Everything's looking solid. No action needed from you.
Proactive health reports
• Yoast SEO 27.1 → 27.2
• WooCommerce 9.6 → 9.7
• Wordfence 8.0.3 → 8.0.4
Want me to apply them? I'll test each site and roll back anything that breaks.
Updates without the anxiety
Try It Yourself
See how it feels
This is a demo — ask anything you'd ask a real hosting assistant.
See It For Yourself
Everything you host, at a glance.
You never have to use a dashboard — the AI handles everything in chat. But when you want to check on things, it’s all there: real screenshots, real product.

30-day uptime history
A status-page view of every day — not just "it's up right now".
Backups you can see
Every nightly backup listed, stored offsite — with a one-click "Back up now".
Security, verified nightly
The latest malware & vulnerability scan result, right on the page.

The dashboard greets you with what’s been done for you — backups taken, security checks passed, plugins updated — not a wall of graphs to decipher.
Everything Included
Not just hosting. A whole team in your pocket.
Every plan includes everything. No upsells, no “contact sales for that feature.”
Your Own Server
Not shared with hundreds of strangers — a dedicated VPS sized to your workload. That's why unlimited sites and visitors are possible: it's your hardware, not a quota.
Standard stack — NGINX, PHP, MySQL, Redis. Nothing proprietary; leave anytime.
Human Backup
Complex stuff gets escalated to a real WordPress engineer — not a chatbot, not a call centre. An actual person.
Bring Your Team
Your developers and PMs all get the dashboard and the assistant — no per-seat pricing. Your clients deal with you, not the hosting.
Security Baked In
Firewall, malware scanning, vulnerability monitoring — included on every plan, always.
Free Migration
We move your site — or your whole portfolio — to WPenguin for free. Zero downtime, nothing to configure.
The Honest Comparison
WPenguin vs “the other guys”
Some hosting companies have great marketing. We'd rather have a great product.
For agencies & freelancers
Your clients see you. We stay backstage.
WPenguin is the engineering team behind your agency — monitoring, fixing, and reporting on every client site you host. You keep the relationship; we keep the pager.
One flat bill
A dozen client sites on the Gentoo plan (£139/mo) works out around £12 per site — a fraction of per-site managed hosting. Add sites, not invoices.
Replaces your whole stack
Bulk updates, uptime monitoring, offsite backups, security scans, health reports — built in. Cancel the ManageWP-style subscription and the monitoring tools; ask the assistant instead.
Your whole team on it
Developers and PMs all get the panel and the assistant — check a client site, spin up staging, restore a backup. No per-seat pricing.
You stay the hero
Your clients see your agency, not your hosting — they never touch the panel. Plain-English health reports and incident notes drop straight into your client updates.
Pricing
Pick your server. Everything else is included.
Unlimited sites. Unlimited visitors. Every feature on every plan. The only difference is how much power you need.
Little
One growing site, or a few small ones
Gentoo
A busy store, or a dozen smaller sites
King
High-traffic sites or serious WooCommerce
Emperor
Your biggest stores, or a whole fleet
Not sure what size you need?
Every plan runs unlimited sites — size depends on traffic and how heavy your sites are, not how many.
What £139/mo looks like elsewhere
GridPane, Cloudways & friends
- You're the engineer — alerts go to you
- Updates are your job (or ~£2/site/mo extra)
- Malware cleanup not included
- Backup storage: bring your own
- Support covers the panel, not your sites
Cheaper — if your time is free.
Server + management + engineers, one bill
- Self-healing — fixed before you notice
- Updates tested & rolled back, fleet-wide
- Security & malware handled for you
- Offsite backups included
- Bulk-manage every site from one chat — no ManageWP-style add-ons
- Unlimited sites — a dozen ≈ £12/site
The outcome, not the homework.
Kinsta / WP Engine agency tiers
- Site caps (10–30 sites)
- Pooled visit quotas, then overage fees
- Capped storage & PHP workers
- Banned plugin lists
- Still ticket-queue support
More money, more limits.
Published pricing, July 2026: GridPane PeakFreq 8GB $72/mo; Cloudways 8GB $88/mo plus ~$2–3/site/mo for auto-updates; WP Engine Growth–Scale £84–£217/mo (10–30 sites, annual); Kinsta 20-site plans $340/mo. Competitor pricing and limits change.
Deep dives: vs Cloudways · vs GridPane · vs WP Engine
Getting Started
Live in under 24 hours
No migrations to figure out yourself. We handle everything.
Sign up
Pick a plan and tell us about your sites. Takes 2 minutes.
We migrate
We move your site — or your whole portfolio — to your new dedicated server. Zero downtime.
Connect
Your assistant is ready. Message it on the web or Telegram — ask a question, request a health check, or just see what it can do.
Relax
Updates, backups, security — it's all handled. You focus on your business.
Questions
Common questions
Ready when you are.
Still have questions? Email [email protected] — a real person reads every message.
Get StartedMoving a whole client fleet? Email us your site list — we'll plan the migration for you.